Fort Collins, Colorado law enforcement officials were surprised to find a hot air balloon that was set adrift from a local home and thought to contain a small boy actually contained reality show mother of eight Kate Gosselin.
“I am so tired of Jon (Gosselin’s ex husband) getting all of the attention from the media lately. What about me? I got stuck with the kids and he gets to go out and party with Lindsay Lohan’s dad. How fair is that?”
Kate says she got the idea after watching an episode of “Wife Swap”. “I saw that family with the whack job parents who don’t care what their kids do. So I went to their house and figured I would try to intervene on behalf of the kids. I knew the media would pick up on it and maybe it could launch my bid to get a daytime talk show. Next thing I know three boys push me into a balloon!”
Mayumi Heene, mother of the boys, tells a different story. “She (Kate) came barging in to our house ranting about how great a mom she is and how Jon is an *sshole. Next thing I know she is in the backyard taking hits of helium off of the bottle we use to fill our weather balloons. She got so wasted that she grabbed one of the balloons, yelled “I’m Lady Ga Ga’ and off into the air she went.”
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