Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Cruel and Unusual

After completing a five-year engagement at Caesars Palace, Celine Dion departed for her next gig - singing to the detainees at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.

"After seeing the Michael Moore movie "Sicko" I realized that while the poor souls who are illegally detained in Cuba may have great health care they suffer from a lack of quality musical entertainment. I will be that entertainment until the camp closes."

Republican presidential hopeful and former P.O.W. Senator John McCain, who is leading the charge against so-called "torture" techniques allegedly used by U.S. interrogators, was quick to respond. "If we allow this to occur it will make Abu Ghraib look like Club Med. They'll (the detainees) be begging to be water-boarded!"

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