In an effort to stem the tide of bad luck he has endured when his girlfriends come to his football games, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is trying a new approach – he’s going gay.
“First it was Carrie (Underwood) screwing up my game last year against the Eagles. Now it’s Jessica (Simpson) this year at the Eagles game. There is obviously a connection. I date these hot, young blonde female singers and my game suffers. So going gay was really a no-brainer for me.”
Romo was asked if he has anyone in mind as a potential new boyfriend. “I’m kind of new to this whole guy on guy thing, but I have a soft spot for singers so I was thinking of asking Clay Aiken to come to our next game. If I play well this cowboy is pitching his love tent on Brokeback Mountain!”
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