Republican Rudy Giuliani planned to head home to New York City on Thursday after spending the night in a hospital, apparently the victim of a voodoo curse, his campaign said.
"After precautionary tests the doctors found several mysterious puncture marks all over his body,” communications director Katie Levinson said in a statement issued before dawn Thursday. "He is in good spirits after being possessed by what appears to be bad spirits.”
The former New York City mayor felt the symptoms while campaigning for the Republican presidential nomination in Louisiana. Levinson described the symptoms as those being commonly associated with someone possessed by a voodoo doll. "The symptoms worsened as the day wore on. The mayor became uncomfortable, his arms and legs flew around like a palsy victim and his head spun around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.”
Asked if they have any idea who might be casting the spell on their candidate, Levinson responded, “I don’t want to bring religiously beliefs of the other candidates into the campaign, but you know Romney is a Mormon…”
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