Hillary Clinton, on the campaign trail in Iowa, appeared before a horrified crowd naked, wearing nothing but an auction tag for an earring.
"I've been to cattle barns before and sales before, in Arkansas, and I've been bid on," Clinton stated. "I know you're going to inspect me. You can look inside my mouth if you want. And don't worry - I don't have Mad Cow disease!
When told of his wife's comments former president Bill Clinton was not surprised. "You know me, I have always had a thing for women who look like farm animals. Hillary, Monica, Paula..."
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