Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Getting to Know Her…

Mr. And Mrs. Bill Clinton embarked this week on a warm-and-fuzzy tour to present the former first lady and presidential candidate as likable and heartwarming.

Mrs. Clinton claimed she was aware that “people want to know more about me personally. It takes time for people to get to know you.” When reporters asked why her years in the public eye, as First Lady of Arkansas and the United States and a U.S. Senator, haven’t been enough time for people to form an opinion about her personally, she replied, “When did I have time to talk about myself? I was too busy lying for Bill!”

Mr. Clinton, stumping at an Iowa grocery store, delayed a photo opportunity with his wife by giving an interview to “Entertainment Tonight” to expand on the new strategy. “We want to give people a good sense of her, not only as a leader but as a person,” Mr. Clinton claimed. “Now, I better get my ass to that photo op before Hillary gets pissed and starts throwing canned corn at me.”

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