Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Gimme Gimme More

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old sister of Britney, tells OK! Magazine that she's pregnant, and that the father is none other than K-Fed, Kevin Federline.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he. Guess I shouldn’t have done that sleepover at his house.”

When asked for comment, K-Fed claimed it was a case of mistaken identity. “Yo, I like thought it was Britney, yo. They look so much alike. Check that. Jamie looks like Britney, back when Britney wasn’t a fat, bloated, crazy drunk bee-ach!”

Spears was asked if she would look to her older sister for parenting advice. “Of course,” she exclaimed. “I plan on using her tips on child rearing, especially when it comes to driving with a baby onboard.”

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