In the latest attempt to gain traction on the health care reform issue President Obama has enlisted the aid of a Chicago friend who helped him attain the presidency – Oprah Winfrey.
Obama will broadcast his speech to Congress live from Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago. The street has been blocked off for several days while Oprah made preparations for the season premiere of her long running television show. According to sources close to Ms. Winfrey a special twist will be taking place with this Presidential address to Congress – all the Democratic legislators will receive a brand new car, courtesy of Oprah herself.
“We are calling it “Vehicles for Votes,” and aide to Ms. Winfrey stated. “It is very similar to the car giveaway that Oprah did on one of her past show. This time though the congressman or senator will not receive a vehicle till they cast a ‘Yea’ vote in favor of the Obama Health Care Plan.”
“We aren’t giving away some crappy Pontiac, either. This time it is a new Mercedes Benz, Porsche or Audi. We believe people, and representatives, should have a choice.”
Asked to comment on the situation Republicans were outraged. “This action is totally illegal, immoral and just plain unfair,” Republican Representative Mike Pence stated Wednesday. “We believe a program like this should be bipartisan. We have members in our party who wouldn’t mind getting a sweet new ride! And, at a minimum they should use American made cars.”
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