Excitement turned to horror at the Primetime Emmy awards when several actors were maimed and killed by the Black Smoke Monster from the ABC series LOST.
The mysterious creature, called “Smoky” by fans of the show, appeared shortly after LOST actor Michael Emerson won the Best Supporting Actor in a Drama series Emmy for his portrayal of Benjamin Linus.
“I do not know how this happened but I must blame myself,” Emerson claimed in an interview. “I had just received the award. I was so overcome with emotion that I requested a bottle of water. But the water I was given was one of those sweetened types, which I despise. So I found a floor drain backstage and poured the contents in. Then all hell broke loose.”
Emmy host Neal Patrick Harris received massive injuries from the attack. “I heard something that sounded like a subway train,” Harris recalled. “Then all of a sudden this smoke was surrounding me and I saw flashes of scenes from Doogie Houser and the Harold and Kumar movies. Next thing I know I am being dragged up the aisles by my arm. Kiefer (Sutherland) grabbed my legs and tried to help me but then my arm was pulled off.”
“It surrounded me and showed me scenes of my portrayal of Sarah Palin on SNL,” 30 Rock actress Tina Fey recalled. “My dress got tore off and I had Neal Patrick Harris’s arm shoved up my ass. Did it hurt? You betcha!”
Another 30 Rock actor did not survive his attack. “It surrounded Alec (Baldwin),” Fey recalls. “I heard his voice shouting ‘Pick up the goddamn phone!’ and ‘I'm a good father, and you're a pig!’ Then it tore him limb from limb."
The attack continued for several minutes and only stopped when an intoxicated Kanye West stumbled into the room, looked at the creature and shouted “Yo, Smokey,, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but if anybody gonna bust up this show it me!” The creature surrounded West, turned white, then flew quickly away.
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