While there is speculation that Nancy Pelosi had a face lift and eye lift she has flatly denied the rumor. That may be difficult now. After being brought to tears recounting anti-gay rallies in the late 1970s that preceded the assassination of two San Francisco political leaders the Speaker of the House’s face split open and fell off.
“She was talking and getting emotional,” FOX News reporter Major Garret stated. “Her cheeks started to wrinkle like she was trying to cry. There was a loud BANG then her face just ripped in two and slid off her skull! It was terrifying!”
Aides immediately rushed to her side. “When it started someone tried to cover her face with a copy of “The New York Times,” Garret recalled. “But that just amplified the noise. It sounded like Jiffy Pop.”
FOX News host Glenn Beck, after viewing the video of the incident, was shocked. “I knew she was cracking up but this is incredible. Guess her face is a new San Andreas Fault line. I know what mask my kids will be wearing for Halloween this year.”
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