A Somali teenager accused of leading a pirate attack on an American cargo ship off the coast of Africa has been tapped to appear in the next installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse will appear as Captain Jack Sparrow’s son in the movie, tentatively titled “Pirates of the Caribbean – Son of a Beach!”
“The kid will lead a group of swashbucklers in a failed attempt to hijack the Black Pearl and take Captain Jack hostage,” producer Jerry Bruckheimer said in an interview. “I don’t want to give too much away but let’s just say after Jack gets done with the rest of the young pirates the crew of the Pearl will be swabbing the decks all night cleaning up pirate parts.”
“We find out that Jack’s ship was named after the mother of his son,” a spokesman for Disney studios claimed. “We have Serena Williams playing the boy’s mother. It was a perfect fit. She curses just like a sailor, or in this case, pirate!”
Producer Jerry Bruckheimer denied rumors that Madonna and Angelina Jolie were in the running for the role of Jack Sparrow’s Baby Mama. “First off they are the wrong color so even I can’t pull that one off. But, if they want to adopt the kid after we get done shooting, go for it.”
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